FAQ · UNCLASSIFIED
Frequently Asked Questions
Questions we're asked by customers, answered by people who do not read them.
Do I need to salute my order confirmation?+
Only if the product was authorized by an O-4 or above.
Is this a real PX?+
Define 'real.'
Can I use my GI Bill here?+
No. The GI Bill is for education. This is for morale.
Do you ship to FPO/APO addresses?+
Yes, eventually, probably, we promise.
Why is there no Space Force section?+
We're still waiting on their NSN codes.
Can I return a product?+
You cannot return the years, but you may return the product.
Do you honor military discounts?+
We honor you. Prices are prices.
Is the crayon product safe to eat?+
It is safe to eat if you are a Marine. It is food-adjacent for all other personnel.
What is MIL-STD-SUCK?+
A standard. It is met.
Do officers get special treatment here?+
Yes. Their items ship in slightly nicer envelopes.
Why are Air Force items so expensive?+
Ask them.
Can my spouse shop here?+
Yes. Dependents are the backbone of morale.