Component: ORBITAL (REMOTELY)
Space Force
Semper Supra. Probably.
Welcome to the Space Force section. You do not go to space. You watch things in space from a very nice building in Colorado. Your motto is in Latin because the English version lost a poll. We respect all of it, and we sell the merchandise to prove it.
NSN USSF-FDG-5820-48B
Guardian™ Fidget Console
Tactile relief for 12-hour console shifts.
$149.99
NSN USSF-MSP-7210-4K
Semper Supra™ Ergonomic Mousepad
4K resolution. Motto embroidered.
$89.99
NSN USSF-APP-8415-TNG
The Star Trek Commemorative PT Shirt
The uniform we almost had.
$59.99
NSN USSF-HEA-7310-USB
Orbital Intelligence Coffee Warmer
USB-powered. Calibrated in kelvins.
$299.99
NSN USSF-CHA-9905-GPS
GPS Accuracy Calibration Coin
Shake once. Accuracy improves.
$34.99
NSN USSF-SUR-8465-MYL
Delta One Space Blanket™
Mylar. For space. Which you do not go to.
$24.99
NSN USSF-UNI-8410-CAP
Guardian Formal Cape™
For ceremony. Worn once. Posted 400 times.
$449.99
NSN USSF-MAT-7520-ORB
Satellite Telemetry Desk Mat
World map. Orbital paths. Free tracking sticker.
$79.99