Component: SEA
Navy
Non Sibi Sed Patriae. Mostly Patriae.
Welcome to the Navy section. You live on a gray rectangle. You drink coffee nobody would pour on a burn victim. You have a beard, technically. We honor all three with our curated line of seagoing essentials.
NSN 8955-NAV-JOE-01
Chief's Coffee™ Dark Deployment Roast
Ground on the flight deck by a chief named Dave.
$45.00
NSN 8520-CPO-GOAT
Goat Locker™ Membership Soap
For Chiefs. And Chief-adjacent civilians.
$24.99
NSN 8520-NAV-BEARD
The 7-Month Deployment™ Beard Oil
For beards the Navy technically allows.
$52.00
NSN 8405-DIX-STOR
Dixie Cup Hat Storage System
An elaborate contraption for one white hat.
$129.99
NSN 7690-SHELL-4PK
Shellback Certification Coaster Set
I crossed the equator once and won't shut up.
$34.99
NSN 7210-SUB-DARK
Sub School Pillowcase — Blackout Edition
For sailors who haven't seen the sun in 90 days.
$39.99
NSN 7530-LIB-REG
Liberty Call Regret Planner™
7 days. 7 entries. All say Regret.
$22.00
NSN 8010-GRAY-HAZ
Haze Gray Paint Touch-Up Kit
For your car, house, and will to live.
$19.99