Component: LAND (VIOLENT)
Marines
Semper Fi. Gently Snacking.
Welcome to the Marine Corps section. You run everywhere. You yell everywhere. You eat crayons. We have taken those three instincts and built a catalog around them. You will not need to think. Please do not think.
NSN USMC-CRY-8940-12PK
Premium Culinary Coloring Sticks™
12 edible crayons. Flavors: Sharpie, Diesel, Unflavored.
$34.99
NSN USMC-HI-8520-TIGHT
The Jarhead™ Precision Haircut Kit
One setting. It's shorter.
$79.99
NSN USMC-VOC-7610-AUD
Oorah™ Vocal Training Audio Course
40 hours. One syllable.
$49.99
NSN USMC-WPE-7210-TWL
Regulation Crying Towel
For when you remember you're still in.
$14.99
NSN USMC-INK-6515-DIY
Semper Fi™ DIY Tattoo Kit
Finally, a tattoo that says what you already screamed.
$89.99
NSN USMC-SND-8970-5LB
Sand Rations™ (5 lb bag)
For when the crayons run out.
$29.99
NSN USMC-MCT-7710-BULL
Chesty's™ Bulldog Morale Companion
Shake to hear OORAH. Batteries included.
$44.99
NSN USMC-UPH-8340-4PK
MARPAT™ Throw Pillow Set (set of 4)
Matches your 4 pairs of MARPAT pants.
$119.99