UNCLASSIFIED // FOUO
The Official Unofficial Post Exchange.
Authorized gear for all five service branches. The fifth one finally submitted the paperwork.
THIS WEEK AT THE PX
Featured Items
NSN 8465-69-420-MRE
The Grunt's Embrace™ Tactical Pillow
Concrete-filled MOLLE. Ready to ruck.
$84.99
NSN AF-LUX-8445-DEP
Premium Deployment Concierge Kit™
Neck pillow, eye mask, Panera loyalty card.
$299.99
NSN USMC-CRY-8940-12PK
Premium Culinary Coloring Sticks™
12 edible crayons. Flavors: Sharpie, Diesel, Unflavored.
$34.99
MWR PROGRAM
Morale Is a Metric.
Enroll in the Squared Away Morale Program™ and earn Morale Points with every purchase. Unlock tiers ranging from E-1 Private to General of the Army. Redeem points for the illusion of meaning.*
Initiate Morale*Illusion of meaning not redeemable at all locations. Ships in 6-8 weeks.
After Action Reports
“I bought the invisibility cloak. My 1SG still found me.”
— SGT (P) Devaughn Miles · Fort Irwin
“The coffee tastes like a fan room at 0400. Five stars.”
— CPO Regina Hollenbeck · CVN-74
“My Concierge Kit arrived with a complimentary robe. I cried.”
— Maj. Tucker Lindgren · Al Udeid AB
“I ate the crayons. They were better than the MRE.”
— LCpl Jackson Peralta · Camp Pendleton
“The GPS coin did nothing. I trust it completely.”
— Spc3 Arden Hollister · Peterson SFB