COMMAND STAFF · CLASSIFICATION: C-SUITE
Four retired brass running a Post Exchange. One is a founder. Three are not. All are squared away.
US Army (Retired)
Founder & Chief Morale Officer
General Hardcastle served 38 years across 4 continents, 11 commands, and 2,400 PowerPoint briefings. He retired in 2019 and has since dedicated his life to the conviction that morale can be purchased. He founded Squared Away Supply Co. from his basement, which is carpeted in safety-brief handouts.
US Navy (Retired)
Chief Seamanship Officer
Admiral Blackwell commanded three Nimitz-class carriers, two destroyer squadrons, and one very large aquarium. He is responsible for procurement of the Goat Locker™ Soap, which he believes should have been an MWR priority for decades. He lives on a boat. Of course he does.
US Air Force (Retired)
VP of Premium Experience
Colonel Lindgren flew 2,100 hours in the C-17 and 4,800 hours in business class. He led the product design team for the Qatar Package™ and personally certified every thread count in the Cashmere Loungewear line. He insists the PT medal is ironic. It is not.
US Marine Corps (Retired)
Director of Oorah Operations
Sergeant Major Maddox enlisted at 17, deployed seven times, and has never once lowered his volume. He oversees the Marine product line personally, from the Culinary Coloring Sticks™ to the MARPAT Throw Pillow Set, and conducts all customer service calls in second person, imperative mood.