Marines Section
Premium Culinary Coloring Sticks™
12 edible crayons. Flavors: Sharpie, Diesel, Unflavored.
For generations, Marines have instinctively reached for crayons during moments of stress, joy, and between-meal hunger. Squared Away Supply Co. is proud to offer the first crayon line engineered from the ground up for Marine Corps consumption — food-grade, contract-compliant, and certified at least 40% more caloric than standard crayons.
Each tin contains twelve individually wrapped Culinary Coloring Sticks™ in the following flavor lineup: Sharpie, Diesel, Unflavored, Classic Red, Sidewalk Chalk, Pine-Sol, Motor Oil, Burnt Rubber, Midnight CPAC, Gun Oil, Dirt, and the popular Officer's Mess (all other flavors mixed together).
Packaged in a commemorative MARPAT tin with a hinged lid and an embossed EGA. Small enough to fit in a cargo pocket. Large enough to ration across a field evolution. Ideal for FEXs, MREs (as a side), and moments of reflection.
“The other branches don't understand what this product is. That is the product.”
— SQUARED AWAY EDITORIAL BOARD
| Contents | 12 individually wrapped sticks |
| Flavor Lineup | Sharpie, Diesel, Unflavored, Red, Sidewalk Chalk, Pine-Sol, Motor Oil, Burnt Rubber, Midnight CPAC, Gun Oil, Dirt, Officer's Mess |
| Net Weight | 4.2 oz (119 g) |
| Calories per Stick | 72 kcal (motivational) |
| Tin Finish | Woodland MARPAT, hinged, embossed EGA |
| Certifications | Food-Grade. MIL-STD-OORAH Compliant. Not FDA-Approved. |
- For Marine Corps consumption only. Army personnel report no flavor. Air Force personnel report a rash.
- Officer's Mess flavor is a blend of all other flavors and is not intended for personnel below E-7.
After-Action Reports
Finally. The Corps has listened. I have eaten crayons for seven years and this is the first time one has tasted like diesel on purpose.
I gave one to an Airman at the gate. He asked if it was a protein bar. That is how you win wars.
Officer's Mess flavor tastes exactly like what we all thought officers were. Knocked one star for accuracy.
