
Army Section
PowerPoint of the Month Club™
400+ safety slides, delivered monthly.
The PowerPoint of the Month Club™ is a subscription service delivering a fresh, comprehensive safety briefing deck each month — 400 or more slides covering the full spectrum of mandatory Army training topics: SHARP, OPSEC, Suicide Prevention, Equal Opportunity, Heat Casualty Prevention, Cold Weather Operations, POV Safety, Holiday Messaging, and a rotating bonus topic selected by our Content Assurance Branch. Each deck is formatted in 4:3 aspect ratio and includes original clip art, Word Art headers, and at least one slide that is entirely in blue on black.
Our editorial team sources material from Army training doctrine and formats it according to standards established between 2003 and 2011, which remain in active use throughout the force. Animations are enabled by default. Transitions include Fly In, Box Out, and the Wipe effect that one S6 sergeant in every battalion refuses to remove.
This is the only product in our catalog that every service member — across all branches — has already sat through. We are simply making it available for home use.
“This is the only product in our catalog that every service branch has already sat through in a conference room on a Tuesday morning with bad coffee.”
— SQUARED AWAY EDITORIAL BOARD
| Slides per Month | 400+ (subject to topic expansion) |
| Format | PowerPoint (.pptx), 4:3 aspect ratio, animations enabled |
| Renewal | Auto-renews monthly. Opting out requires a counseling statement. |
| Delivery | Digital download. No hard copy. Printing is your problem. |
| Topics Covered | SHARP, OPSEC, Suicide Prevention, EO, Heat/Cold, POV Safety, Holiday Messaging, and rotating bonus topic |
| Certifications | MIL-STD-SLIDE compliant. Attendance mandatory. |
- Attendance is mandatory. Attendance does not constitute comprehension. Comprehension is not tracked.
- Viewing the slides does not constitute completion of mandatory training. You still have to sit in the room and sign the roster.
After-Action Reports
The Holiday Messaging deck has 47 slides about not drinking and driving. Slide 31 is just a photo of a totaled Camaro with no text. Peak Army PowerPoint. Five stars.
I have delivered the SHARP brief so many times I have memorized it. This deck has a slide I have never seen before. I don't know where it came from. I am using it.
I used the February deck for my battalion's holiday safety stand-down in February. Nobody noticed. Nobody asked. The roster was signed. Mission accomplished.
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